Since the articles and comments on the site are really serious I thought I’d give you guys the chance to lighten the mood a little with a page to post political jokes. Feel free to post comments on amusing political things, real or not. David
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is proud to be british…we know exactly where every un taxed car is located among the millions of car owners in the uk but we havent got a cue where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located!! why doesnt gorden brown but the dvla in charge of immigration?
hey actually no matter what ths country has gone through over the past year it was a global crisis. not a national crisis. Gordon Brown did everything to help. i suppose its not as easy as it looks and i appreciate the PM’s help. if labour was not in governemnt all you who get child tax credits and job seekers allowance would have nothing if conservatives or any other party was in power.
as a result i am pleased to announce that i will be voting labour this year. because if you remember or not what the tories did 13 years ago. i mean they’re saying that they’re going to cut the NHS budgets. well i thought it needed more money not less. David Cameron has no clue what normal people live like. he went to the best private school in the country and then went to oxford….he knows nothing but fine dining and talking bollocks
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whats the difference between the iceland and cheryl cole? the volcanos still blowing ash!
i cant understand why the public aint voting for labour, if liberal democrats or conservatives get into power, i recken we”ll end up in a double dip recession. where more familys are gona suffer.
freak watever britain first to enter the reccesion last to come out of it thanks labour and considering we are supposed to live in a democratic country did you vote for brown ehh no you didnt there should have been an election as soon as blair quit labour destoyed this country and so did you
my comment is to the people who been brain washed to think that immigration is a a probleme for u,let me tell u that we immigrants didnt make the law u have your politics is based on freedom democracy etc…. so y we are to blame for been a dilema, we do everything withing urlaw u allow us to build mosques practise our own culture.so speak to brown and all previous pm about it then,we praise one thing the most in this country and touches us so much its justice,yes britain has got pure independant justice
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you say that but i have seen no gratitude for this way of life
y u were voting for the parties that made the law that is not in ur favour,where were u then?
While walking down the street one day a “Member of Parliament” is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
‘Welcome to heaven,’ says St. Peter. ‘Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.’
‘No problem, just let me in, ‘says the man.
‘Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity’.
‘Really, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,’ says the MP.
‘I’m sorry, but we have our rules.’
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.
They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises….
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.
‘Now it’s time to visit heaven.’
So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
‘Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity’.
The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: ‘Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell. ‘
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. ‘I don’t understand, ‘stammers the MP’. Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.
What happened? ‘
The devil looks at him, smiles and says, ‘ Yesterday we were campaigning.. …
Today you voted.’
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Thats not a joke, it’s the truth!!!!!!
this is actually reli funny but quiet long drafted :)