Since the articles and comments on the site are really serious I thought I’d give you guys the chance to lighten the mood a little with a page to post political jokes. Feel free to post comments on amusing political things, real or not. David
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SNOW WHITE AND THE 7 DWARFS
DOPEY
David Cameron (Leader of the Opposition)
BASHFUL
William Hague (Shadow Foreign Secretary)
GRUMPY
George Osborne (Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer)
SLEEPY
Chris Grayling (Shadow Home Secretary)
SNEEZY
Andrew Lansley (Shadow Secretary,State for Health)
DOC
Liam Fox MD (Shadow Secretary of State for Defence)
HAPPY
Boris Johnson (Mayor of London)
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You sir, are a fool! A racist fool of a took
Not Political but I liked it!
Public Toilet
The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: ‘Hello mate, how are you doing?’
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn’t want to be rude, so I replied ‘Not too bad thanks.’
After a short pause, I heard the voice again ‘So, what are you up to?’
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, ‘Just having a quick s**t… How about yourself?’
The next thing I heard him say was “sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some c**t in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.’
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We’ve got an unelected PM called Brown
whose policies let us all down
if not for his folly
we could all be so jolly
it’s time we were rid of this clown
The Great Leader continues to dither
while the Cabinet starts to quiver
Labour’s given up hope
cos Gormless Gordy cant cope
his Government just cant deliver
Our cash he continues to shower
on bankers in their ivory tower
he’s clearly gone mad
so we’ll all be glad
when Gordy gets kicked out of power
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How can you tell when a politician is lying? When their lips are moving.
What do you call a thousand bureaucrats at the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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The oldies are the good’ens. :D
BNP Supporter Plays Trick On Labour Supporter
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Save Britain
Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:
‘You get out and check – you were driving. ‘
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
‘You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ‘ says Cherie.
Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled
with a big grin on his face.
‘My god, what happened to you? ‘asks Cherie.
The chauffeur replies: ‘ When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. ‘
‘What on earth did you say? ‘asks Cherie.
‘ I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them:
‘ I’m Cherie Blair’s chauffeur and I’ve just killed the cow.
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A young Gerry Adams says to his Dad “Can you explain to me about anal sex?”
His Dad replies “I can go one better than that ma wee man”