Since the articles and comments on the site are really serious I thought I’d give you guys the chance to lighten the mood a little with a page to post political jokes. Feel free to post comments on amusing political things, real or not. David
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BNP Leader Nick Griffin attended the Queen’s garden party.
Things were going well until the Queen asked him if he liked macaroons?
The required response was not, “They should all fuck off home.”
LOL
Nick Griffins’ good attributes include good manners and diplomacy:
BNP Leader Nick Griffin attended the Queen’s garden party.
Things were going well until the Queen asked him if he liked macaroons
‘No ma’m’, Nick replied, ‘I think all the muslim Moroccans should be deported’.
Political jokes are meant to poke fun at politicians and political parties, don’t take the jokes too seriously like the responses to JedWards jokes.
JedWard has made jokes about the BNP and the UAF, so it’s not a case of only attacking the BNP, even if it was, they are only jokes. If you can’t see the funny side of a political joke that’s aimed at the party/politicians you vote for, I would advise not reading political jokes!
I vote Labour, but have posted two really dumb quotes from Labour MPs, they are really funny real quotes (which is worse for them than a made up joke). I also found the Gordon Brown joke posted by Britishbred (and we disagree on pretty much everything :-)) a really funny witty joke :-)
This is a joke page, not a place to debate politics, try to keep it fun for readers rather than political points scoring. If you don’t like a joke give it a thumbs down and post a funny one you do like.
We’ve not had a David Cameron joke yet:
David
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Funniest clip ever
So it’s Labour vs BNP vs Conservative at the next general election!
It’s a tough choice.
Two Cyclops verses a cyclist.
LOL LOL LOL
I’ve just been on the phone to Nick Griffin after the egging outside parliament.
He was fuming with anger.
They didn’t separate the whites first.
Yoof BNP: Billy Br*t (the racist sh*t)
Billy Brit II – the BNP pamphlet
Billy Brit III (the BNP are Nazi wankers)
Clown Gordon Brown sat on the election wall,
Clown Gordon Brown had a great rejection fall,
all the queer Harman conformers
and all the queer Mandelson performers
couldn’t put brown together again, thanks to
the voting reformers.