Since the articles and comments on the site are really serious I thought I’d give you guys the chance to lighten the mood a little with a page to post political jokes. Feel free to post comments on amusing political things, real or not. David
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It’s called humour but its educational too ;-)
David Cameron watching out for us all
Does a hung parliament mean G Broon and his crew will be hung?
Hopefully, that would be great!
I don’t know about hung, but i’d certainly like him not to be PM come the end of the election.
YOU RACIST YOU SHOULS GO DIE IN A HOLE
President Obama ordered 30,000 more troops in Afghanistan to fight the Taliban, but on an 18-month timetable. In a related story, the Taliban announced they are on a 19-month timetable.
Jay Leno
Funny Political Quotes
John Prescott – The Green Belt is a Labour initiative and we intend to build on it.
Harriet Harman – Tony Banks described the English fans arrested in Marseilles as brain-dead louts, that goes for me as well.
Boris Johnson – Yes, cannabis is dangerous, but no more than other perfectly legal drugs. It’s time for a rethink, and the Tory party, the funkiest, most jiving party on Earth is where it’s happening.
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…and God said to his Labour candidate ‘come forth
and multiply’
but she came 5th with 301 votes;
…and God lost the money for her deposit.
Gordon Brown was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the Prime Minister if he would like to lead the discussion on the word “tragedy”.
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a “tragedy”.
One little boy stood up and offered: “If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field & a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a ‘tragedy'”.
“No,” said Brown, “that would be an accident.”
A little girl raised her hand: “If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a Tragedy.”
“I’m afraid not,” explained the Prime Minister, “that’s what we would call a great loss.”
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Gordon searched the room.
“Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of Tragedy?”
Finally, at the back of the room, a small boy raised his hand…In a quiet voice he said: “If the Air plane carrying you and Mrs Brown was struck by a “friendly fire” missile & blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.”
“Fantastic!” exclaimed Gordy. “That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?”
“Well,” says the boy “it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either!”
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Big ROFLOL, very funny.
David
Great joke!