Recently, Gordon Brown decided to take his Cabinet out for a meal, to thank them for all their fabulous achievements over the last 13 years (don’t forget – this IS a joke!)
The waiter came round to Gordon and asked what he would like to order
‘I’ll have the steak’ barked Gordon
‘Excellent choice, sir…’ said the waiter. ‘..and for the vegetables?’
‘Oh’ said Gordon with an airy wave of his hand ‘they’ll have steak too’