BNP Joke – BNP Leader Nick Griffin Closes Motorway
A small section of the M25 motorway was closed today due to a hazardous spill.
The tarmac from junction 15 to junction 16 was covered in fecal matter when Nick Griffin unexpectedly started talking shit.
He was travelling to a function in London when the incident occurred. His driver, Danny Chapstick, said “Nick was in the back of the motor and spotted some Polish builder’s on a site and started spouting about how they were all wasters and should be deported, he just kept going and going and getting more agitated.”
“Then, without warning, he just started gushing out loads of crap. Just gallons of unfounded, illogical shit about foreigners,” Chapstick continued.
The car doors couldn’t take it and the seals finally gave in. The crap, a mixture of horse shit and bull shit, spewed forth and began inconveniencing the passing motorists.
“By 11 am the road was impassable,” said PC Gallahad, attending officer, “we had to close the carriageway in both direction’s due to contamination issues. We have five fire crews on site as we speak, beginning the clean up operation. They are all wearing full safety equipment and hazardous spill response units have been deployed.”
Griffin made it to London in time for his speech. Witnesses said he was still mostly talking shit though.
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