Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:
‘You get out and check – you were driving. ‘
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
‘You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ‘ says Cherie.
Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled
with a big grin on his face.
‘My god, what happened to you? ‘asks Cherie.
The chauffeur replies: ‘ When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. ‘
‘What on earth did you say? ‘asks Cherie.
‘ I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them:
‘ I’m Cherie Blair’s chauffeur and I’ve just killed the cow.
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