After much consideration, and consternation I have come to the solemn conclusion that I am mad.
I will therefore be voting for the Monster Raving Loony party.
Anyone who doesn’t vote MRL in the upcoming election is a racist, commie-nazi.
Go off the deep end! Vote Raving Loony!
Sincerely,
Sir Authur Wellingsly III
P.S. Chip Chop Chip!